cinq - hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess.

oh so i didn't update yesterday because i was busy wearing a nice grey dress and being chatted up by old people but hey! whatever! dig a pony or something.

urm. what has happened today? nothing really. we watched kanye west videos in english as.. get this... COURSEWORK. wtf! we have to compare rap videos for part of our english gcse! yay! girls in hotpants and lots of bling! how fun. also, learned exactly what the credit crunch is... also learned what our maths teacher's partner likes watching on TV (miss marple fyi) and we spun around in circles and played dizzy basketball!
oh such fun. i got detention too which is always a plus. i swear i was like two minutes late and i landed a thirty minute detention! but the thing to do is pretend that detention is like, awesome fun, and you are so so so happy to have it.. it annoys the senior teachers :3

and idk if i mentioned this in a previous post but i will mention it again anyway. I CAN FINALLY ROLL MY RS. NOW MY SPANISH SOUNDS REAL! i've been practicing for like, 3 years, then on sunday i was like 'porrrrrrr favorrrrrrr' and it rolled and was awesome and now i can just do it like, all the time! joy! this is obviously the most interesting post ever.... miss marple.... tongues... detention. BUT WHATEVER.

i think that is all i have to say! and also today i drank three cans of diet coke! yay! and here is a sunflower. sunflowers are the best flowers ever. kthnxbai. -love! xxx

quatre - we're on a bridge, charlie!

HALLUR.

what's new? no me neither. school was kinda dry tbh. we had a maths test which was omg so easy and in religious studies we were talking about sexual relationships which was fun. we basically ended up talking about welsh people having sex with sheep and the rest of the world with horses. so yeah that was a nice start to the week.

um what to say, what to say? alas, nothing much happened of interest today. we had to watch the 'jesus walks' church version video by kanye west four times in english. yes, english. no, i don't know either.

i still have no frizz ease. this is bad.

look at beatrice dalle! i wish i looked like beatrice dalle.

:3 that's all.

-love x

trois - baby i would climb the andes solely, to count the freckles on your body.

OMZ HAI GUIZ!

the sports bra works nicely and running was fun this morning. i am also obsessed with the sky one series 'hex' it is like, so awful, yet so brilliant. i have series one and two on dvd so me and mi madre have been watching it religiously for a few weeks. series one was so cheaply made and simple and series two they suddenly spent loads of money of and there are cgi monsters flying about everywhere! it's crazy! and there's a lesbian ghost! hooray!

i am waiting for my friend to come round so we can go and be jolly, but as i had like, a free hour i downloaded 800 and something spanish and french lesson podcasts! they are so fun! it's a listen and repeat thing to get my pronunciation in tip top condition before speaking gcse exams :3 my family probably think i'm crazy, i've been in my room for hours quietly but every now and again shouting out something like ME GUSTURIA COMPRAR CHICLE. so yes, that's always good.

oh noez! i had a shower earlier and discovered i have misplaced my frizz ease! now my frizz is not eased! my hair is doing a weird fluffy thing even though i have already attacked it with straighteners! quel dommage! tengo hambre tambien :/ YEAH LOOK AT ME GOING FROM FRENCH TO SPANISH BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN BLINK. oh man i've been indoors for too long.

today i have also been listening to an early shakira album, when she only sang in spanish! it is so cool :3 and look at shakira! she is so awesome/hot/amazing etc etc. and she can bellydance! i wish i was shakira. maybe shakira is like, jesus, but a girl, and colombian. and alive..... and real. OH NO SHE DI'NT. yeahh dispiace whatever whatever. (omg that sounds like whenever, wherever)

not sure what colour/pattern to do my nails tonight. i might make them all into little flags of countries i like :3 like italy.. spain.. england. yay represent!

friend is here.
amigo es aqui.
ami es ici.

yeah bruv.

love! x

deux - i look a little bit older, i look a little bit colder.

back from shopping! it was fun! got chatted up by a frenchman who liked the 'beautifully soft' skin on my hands. ummm? haha but anyway, got a sports bra from marks and spencer, it's okay i guess, it does it's job, but that gap in the market is still there for my cute sports bras that i will create!

i also bought a really cute pair of earrings, it's two very, very small hoops with a pink flower hanging from, and i bought a heart shaped badge to put on my school tie, also six pairs of knickers lolol and an alice band with vintage flower patterns on it :D oh and strawberry hairclips! muy lindo!

hmmm, today i drank three cans of diet coke. my friends keep warning me that i'm going to get some sort of diet coke induced cancer which apparently exists. i doubt it does and continue to drink lots of diet coke anyway :D eeek and on the way home this asian man that works in a car fixy place down my road asked for my phone number, he's nineteen apparently and i was just like "ummm maybe another time" and he said monday o__o so idk but like. eep.

and look! that's how i look today. i look a bit weird in that picture because my fringe is up but look at my nails! i painted them like dice :3 i love painting my nails, i must do it like 4 times a week.

i think that's all i have to say atm omg!

love! x

un - one night to be confused.

bonjour! i have created this wonderful blog so that i can develop a gigantic fanbase and become an international blogging superstar and be sent silk knickers and roses through the post, and the occasional dead fish from haters but fuck them! or perhaps this blog is just for venting and discussing fashion and pretty people... yeah, it probably is. but y'know, you can send me roses anyway! i won't mind! :3

anyway, this fine morning i went running in a park in tooting and there were lots of cobwebs on trees and they were like, glistening! it was well pretty. but more importantly i'm going shopping in a bit to buy a sports bra SHOCK HORROR! it's going to be my first piece of not stupidly cute underwear, sadly i doubt they make sports bras with rainbows and flowers and lace on. i think i've found a gap in the market there... hmmm.

also, halloween is almost here! in little old england we don't really celebrate it much but i'm having a party anyway as an excuse to dress more over the top than usual and do some cool things with my mad make up skillz. i must post pictures of some of these skills one day. and! halloween means i get to cook creepy food! like that time we made jelly with gummy worms in it! and i can make chocolate spread sandwiches and cut them into shapes of bats! hurrah!

but anyway, i'm not bothered to write much more, i'm going to go and play some old school sonic. oh shit. i have to get dressed actually. AGH MY DREAM OF SPENDING SATURDAY PLAYING SONIC HAS BEEN SHATTERED. i have to put on pretty clothes and do my make up and get on a big red bus and shop. damn.

oh motherfucking snakes on a plane. i just got a phone call saying my local nationwide is closing down. FUCK. now i have to like, travel for longer than three minutes to deposit money! agh! i am so incredibly not bothered to go to streatham all the time just to put money in my account! QUELLE HORROR!

yes, whatever. ciao!